Florida’s Key West: Close to Perfect, Far From Normal
If you’re dreaming of a white Christmas, don’t go to Key West.
As winter spreads over the northern United States, tourists and retired “snowbirds” are heading south for warmer weather. Key West, Florida, with its tropical weather, white sand beaches, and lively nightlife, is a popular escape. The island’s motto is “close to perfect” and “far from normal.”
Key West is part of the Florida Keys, a string of tropical islands off the southern tip of Florida. It is about a three-hour drive or 30 minute flight from Miami. Key West is the end of the road, in geography and in spirit. It is connected the mainland of the United States by a series of bridges called the Overseas Highway.
Florida Key West: Close to Perfect, Far From Normal
The island is known for its liberal and tolerant culture. It has long attracted artists and writers, along with people who want to escape mainstream American culture.
The local people, known as “conchs”, have a spirit of independence. A conch is a type of sea shell that has become a symbol of the Florida Keys.
In 1982, the U.S. government set up a roadblock on the Overseas Highway. Federal police stopped cars, looking for drugs and illegal immigrants. Island residents were angry because the roadblock made travel difficult and hurt tourism.
To protest, the Florida Keys declared their “independence” on April 23, 1982. Key West Mayor Dennis Wardlow declared himself the prime minister of the new Conch Republic. Part joke and part protest, Wardlow declared “war” on the United States. He surrendered after one minute.
Today, the flag of the Conch Republic flies all over the Florida Keys next to the American flag. Although they were never independent, residents of the Florida Keys celebrate their “independence day” every April 23rd.
The roadblock is gone.
Trouble in Paradise
Key West might seem like paradise, but it has problems like anywhere else. “This is truly the end of the road,” local resident Katherine Baxter said. “People come here to get away from things.” Baxter, a case manager at the local hospital, sees a side of Key West that tourists rarely see.
Drug and alcohol abuse are serious problems here. Monroe County, where Key West is located, has the highest suicide rate in Florida.
The extremely high cost of housing has left some people homeless. A modest one-story house here can easily sell for $1 million. But most of the jobs in Key West are low-paying jobs in hotels and restaurants. Some longtime residents are leaving the island, fed up with drunk tourists, low wages, and high living costs.
Ernest Hemingway House
Key West’s most famous resident was the brilliant but troubled writer Ernest Hemingway. Hemingway is one of the most important American writers of the 20th century. Ernest and his wife, Pauline, lived in Key West from 1931 to 1939. The house, a Spanish style mansion, was a wedding gift from Pauline’s father. In this house, Hemingway wrote some of his most famous stories, including “The Snows of Kilimanjaro” and “To Have and Have Not.”
Hemingway had a cat with six toes named Snow White. Today, about 50 of Snow White’s descendants live on the grounds of the Hemingway house. Some of the cats have six toes.
Key Lime Pie
No trip to Key West is complete without trying its famous dessert: Key lime pie. Key limes, which grow in Florida, are smaller less sweet than Persian limes.
Key lime pie is made with Key lime juice, egg yolks, and condensed milk on a graham cracker crust. The dessert is topped with cream made from egg whites.
These days it is popular to serve Key lime pie frozen on a stick, dipped in chocolate. You can find Key lime pie just about anywhere in the Florida Keys. Kermit’s Key Lime Pie Shoppe on Elizabeth Street is the most famous.
In 2006, the Florida state legislature named Key lime pie the official pie of Florida.
A short walk from the Ernest Hemingway house is the most photographed site in Key West. It is a marker showing the southernmost point in the United States. Tourists wait in long lines to take pictures in front the monument. It reads “90 miles to Cuba.”
In fact, Key West is closer to Havana than Miami. The Southernmost Point reminds Americans that Cuba is so close, but so far away. There have been no direct transport connections between Key West and Cuba since the 1950s.
Relations between the U.S. and Cuba have improved in recent months. In March, the U.S. government gave permits to four companies to run ferries from Key West to Havana. But ferry service cannot start until new customs and immigration facilities are built.
For now, the Southernmost Point of Key West is as close as most Americans can get to Cuba.
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